i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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