We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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