Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
do nipples grow back?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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