Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
And then my night got REAL pukey
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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