shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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