it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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