I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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