You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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