apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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