In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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