No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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