if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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go home
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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