it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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