This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The air was thick with penises
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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