My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize