Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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