If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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