i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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