Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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