We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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