I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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