I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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