You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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