david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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