**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
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Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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