i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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