We need to start having sex underwater more often.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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