Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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