I don't remember. Are we still dating?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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