can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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