I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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