Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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