there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Small penises have feelings too.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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