No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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