The maid of honor just puked.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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