In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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