I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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