On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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