She's JV to your varsity
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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