I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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