you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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