Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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