Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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