am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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