My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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