i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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