my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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