Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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