How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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