Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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